"Vocals are cruel"

Dieter Bohlen is scathing about Laura Müller’s new song

This is how sexy Laura Müller presents herself in the video for "Superstar". But Dieter Bohlen still has scathing words for the Wender wife's song debut.

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There has been so much excitement about Laura Müller's first song in recent weeks! On Thursday, "Superstar" finally celebrated its premiere - but the verdict was devastating. Not only Dieter Bohlen, but also the fans couldn't stop blaspheming.

Laura Müller announced her first song "Superstar" with much fanfare over the last few weeks. On Thursday evening, the time had finally come - the single celebrated its premiere. But the fans' verdict is devastating.

"Video billo, vocals cruel"
Even Dieter Bohlen seems speechless in an interview with the "Bild" newspaper. "I'm almost lost for words. I really feel sorry for Laura that she let herself be pulled along by the Wendler cart like that. Poor girl, if she thinks she can earn money with a song like that."

Listen to and watch "Superstar" by Laura Müller here:

According to Bohlen, the song sounds like what the Wendler imagines a modern hit to sound like. "As if Trude from Buxtehude thinks she has to go all Shirin David. Laura, it's not going to work with something like that," said Bohlen - and summarized how "amateurish" everything was: "Video billo, vocals horrible, title without any chance." 

Fans also blaspheme about Laura
But Dieter Bohlen wasn't the only one to lash out at Laura Müller's song debut. The fans can't really warm to "Superstar" either. The comments on YouTube include the following: "I didn't expect anything and was still disappointed!"

Or: "Cheapest OnlyFans commercial ever. Completely autotune in the chorus and otherwise just read-out rhyme crap with no sense of rhythm. It's embarrassing." And another fan sighed: "I need a lot of alcohol today to get over it."

"I'm a superstar on OnlyFans ..."
Admittedly: Goethe is probably turning in his grave at the rhymes in Laura Müller's song. Among other things, the Wendler wife raps: "I like to do it in the car, stick in hand, but only in a Ferrari, because I'm familiar with it." And: "Look at my body, do you think I'm hot? Your eyes are undressing me, Martini's on ice."

Finally, the chorus reads: "I'm a superstar on OnlyFans, I have 100,000 followers." And then: "I'm on OnlyFans day and night, I know what makes you happy."

In addition, Laura lolls around in various hot outfits in a martini glass, in a Ferrari or in the sheets - and of course also with the two half-naked male models who were already seen in the post at the beginning of April. But can Laura Müller really hit the charts with this? We are curious ...